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Dear Kellen Tillman

by Allison on October 2nd, 2007

Dear Kellen Tillman,

Are you kidding me? I mean, seriously. Are you kidding me? Sure, we all like to have fun in college, but even a dumb jock can remember to hide his weed. You just don’t drive around with a bag of pot in your backseat. You keep it in your house, you shove it between the seat, or you shove the baggie down your pants. I mean, what’s the problem? What, you have no room in your pants? Ha!

If you were going to do something stupid at this point in the football system, you could have at least tried to steal your girlfriend’s car from a tow yard without paying, assaulted a teammate, or, if nothing else, tampered with the evidence (hey, there’s still time).

So here’s a lesson for us all: stop carrying your pot around. Better yet, stop smoking pot altogether, ESPECIALLY if you play a college sport. If you honestly don’t care about your team, coach, and fans enough to simply not smoke weed, than you don’t deserve to be a part of that college experience. Grow up.

xoxo,

Allison

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