Dear Jamar Hornsby,
Are you kidding me?
Seriously…are you kidding me?
Usually, I still have some level of respect for anyone who does something wrong and then turns himself in. In the end, if you feel badly and want to make things right, I’ll forgive you in whatever way a BCS blogger who does not know you […]
Dear ESPN and Other General Sports News Outlets,
I’d rather lick Tank Johnson’s inner thighs after a long, hard workout than hear about West Virginia and Rich Rodriguez in yet another news story or blog post. People are f’ing nuts.
Look, I know that the whole state of West Virginia has their panties up their collective ass […]
Dear Mike Hart,
I hate Michigan. I mean…hate. As a die-hard Penn State fan, I feel it is my duty to loath your team with every cell of my being. I’m sure you understand.
And yet, I wanted you to win the Heisman.
Let’s be honest - there aren’t really any top candidates for this year’s award. […]
Dear South Carolina,
Thank you for not sucking tonight. Congrats on your victory over Kentucky.
That is all.
xoxox,
Allison
Photo: AP/Patrick Collard
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Dear Kellen Tillman,
Are you kidding me? I mean, seriously. Are you kidding me? Sure, we all like to have fun in college, but even a dumb jock can remember to hide his weed. You just don’t drive around with a bag of pot in your backseat. You keep it in your house, you shove it […]
Dear Notre Dame,
I’m not singling at one player or another. It’s not Jimmy Clausen’s fault you suck. I’ve turned on your game, and was surprised to see that Purdue is already on the board, after less than five minutes of playing. Seriously. I mean…what the hell, guys? And if it weren’t for that penalty, they’d […]
Dear Anthony Morelli,
I bet your weekend sucks, but let me be the first to assure you that you have not disappointed your Penn State fans. After all, this is what we expected of you. We know better to to believe that you wouldn’t choke during this game, one of the most important of the […]
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